I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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