butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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