that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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