these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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