Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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