This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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