ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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