Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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