i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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