She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
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i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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