I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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