i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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