Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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