we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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