Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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