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(303): View more from Colorado

.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Why am I in a dog kennel?

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

It was for your own safety

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(203): View more from Connecticut

our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?

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