it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you would pick up someone in the library
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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