Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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