Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My feet surprised me
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