Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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