dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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