i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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