In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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