I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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