Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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