What should our trivia night team be named?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.