Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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