I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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