I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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