To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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