i jhust puked up my retainher.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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