I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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