I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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