Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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