its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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