My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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