Are we in a gay sports bar?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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