yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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