I feel like abortions should bother me more
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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