You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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