I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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