Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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