Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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