Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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