doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize