Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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