I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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