your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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