They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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