we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Are we still banned from the library?
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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