Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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