The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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