I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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