Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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