Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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