He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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